Its only the cutesiest of racism for the Scottish. On our last day in Glasgow we went into a discount store in Merchant city close to the east end where we found these lovely little bundles of oppression for only £3.99 for the small and £5.99 for the larger.

A few hours later when we were checking out of our hostel there was a guy at the desk in full black face and no one said a thing about it. We just thought it was something football related. When we asked someone about it later they thought it was just as strange as we did.